Reality Shows

Reality shows have become the must watch TV of the new millennium turning regular people into celebrity's over night but is it really worth watching?....FUCK NO seriously who gives a shit about John and Kate and there 8 kids or why John left Kate ill give you the reason, Johns a dumbass and Kate is a control freak it wasn't meant to be you cant control a dumbass its impossible( if i ever write a book i think that will be the title) there just another family living in another town just whats different is that they have 8 kids which by the way none of them didn't come out natural she had them do that medical thing because she couldn't have babies unlike that mom who has like what 19 kids and there all natural (nasty reference to a worn out female vaginal area here). Also another show that gets on my nerves is Little People Big World the show about how little people live ordinary lives like everyone else well guess what they don't, have you seen the trips they been on ordinary people don't do that type of stuff like a spontaneous trip to the Cajun Islands really what ordinary person does that? and what gets on my nerves is that they worry about money well no fucking duh you have no money look on the trips you go on is that how your ordinary because you have no fucking money well here is a financial tip for ya stop going on trips to the Cajun Islands they live in Oregon take a weekend trip to Mt Saint Helen's that will save you a shit load of money! Now lets get this straight if you want to look for the dumbest reality shows on earth there are two channels to go to VH1 and MTV. MTV is responsible for the dumbest show on earth The Hills and the more recent Jersey Shore two shows about spoiled rich brats that deal with there dumbass lives that it makes me proud that i was born into a middle class family but these two shows are so poorly played out it has to be fake but people are convinced that its reality TV. So thanks to MTV the world was introduced to Heidi and Spencer two people that are more retarded than all the kids in the special Olympics there so retarded that a retarded person would say "damn your retarded" but i remember one time watching Access Hollywood and they were having a dumbass debate over somthing stupid with them and after they got done honest to gods (Percy Jackson Reference) the dumbass announcer said how did these two keep getting on TV.......lets take a moment because i think you know what I'm going to say.......... well dumb ass host bitch...BECAUSE YOU LET THEM ON THE GOD DAMN TV ITS DUMBASS SHOWS LIKE YOURS THAT LETS THEM ON THERE!!!!! seriously if you have a problem with them don't let them on your shows its easy as that say fuck you your a dumbass and move on with life. On VH1 you have the dumb dating reality shows like Bret Michael's something of love i don't know but what i do know is that a rockstar could get all the pussy he wants so why would you go on a show looking for love when you can bang any chick you want it gives the inner rockstar in us something to be ashamed of. there are of course other love match making shows on there like real chance of love daisy of love well basically SOMEONE looking for love but let me say this if you cant find love after the first second or 30th time i recommend going to eHarmony.com i mean they will find a compatible person for you guaranteed or your money back and it saves you time from making yourself look like a slut on TV. now lets go to the mainstream channels and talk about very popular reality TV shows lets start with American Idol. American idol starts off good during the try out stage were we see the best America has to offer the people that are willing to go out and make asses of them self's even if they don't know it ( the best example ever, i bet the people at the office set him up for that one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAHLTXKa1_I)but after the try out stage the show becomes dull and its like whatever what else is on. another show is dancing with the stars but it should be called dancing with the has beens seriously they only had one good actor that i was rooting for and that was John Ratzenberger (look up any Pixar/Disney film he is most likely to be in it) but other then that the show is very dumb and it becomes old the second it starts. Big Brother is another dumb reality TV show its about cameras in a house watching people while they compete for shit and make themselves look like sluts by sleeping with everyone in the house ( i bet your parents are so proud). Your probably thinking is there any reality TV shows you like and well there are some good ones like Ghost Hunters( i know the gayest fucking show in the world) and Deadliest Catch and Dr Drew's rehab shows and also hoarders (but just for the fact that i can use that show as an excuse for my parents not to complain about how messy my room is)but those are the only ones that ill watch. So there you have it my stance on reality TV.