Reality Shows

Reality shows have become the must watch TV of the new millennium turning regular people into celebrity's over night but is it really worth watching?....FUCK NO seriously who gives a shit about John and Kate and there 8 kids or why John left Kate ill give you the reason, Johns a dumbass and Kate is a control freak it wasn't meant to be you cant control a dumbass its impossible( if i ever write a book i think that will be the title) there just another family living in another town just whats different is that they have 8 kids which by the way none of them didn't come out natural she had them do that medical thing because she couldn't have babies unlike that mom who has like what 19 kids and there all natural (nasty reference to a worn out female vaginal area here). Also another show that gets on my nerves is Little People Big World the show about how little people live ordinary lives like everyone else well guess what they don't, have you seen the trips they been on ordinary people don't do that type of stuff like a spontaneous trip to the Cajun Islands really what ordinary person does that? and what gets on my nerves is that they worry about money well no fucking duh you have no money look on the trips you go on is that how your ordinary because you have no fucking money well here is a financial tip for ya stop going on trips to the Cajun Islands they live in Oregon take a weekend trip to Mt Saint Helen's that will save you a shit load of money! Now lets get this straight if you want to look for the dumbest reality shows on earth there are two channels to go to VH1 and MTV. MTV is responsible for the dumbest show on earth The Hills and the more recent Jersey Shore two shows about spoiled rich brats that deal with there dumbass lives that it makes me proud that i was born into a middle class family but these two shows are so poorly played out it has to be fake but people are convinced that its reality TV. So thanks to MTV the world was introduced to Heidi and Spencer two people that are more retarded than all the kids in the special Olympics there so retarded that a retarded person would say "damn your retarded" but i remember one time watching Access Hollywood and they were having a dumbass debate over somthing stupid with them and after they got done honest to gods (Percy Jackson Reference) the dumbass announcer said how did these two keep getting on TV.......lets take a moment because i think you know what I'm going to say.......... well dumb ass host bitch...BECAUSE YOU LET THEM ON THE GOD DAMN TV ITS DUMBASS SHOWS LIKE YOURS THAT LETS THEM ON THERE!!!!! seriously if you have a problem with them don't let them on your shows its easy as that say fuck you your a dumbass and move on with life. On VH1 you have the dumb dating reality shows like Bret Michael's something of love i don't know but what i do know is that a rockstar could get all the pussy he wants so why would you go on a show looking for love when you can bang any chick you want it gives the inner rockstar in us something to be ashamed of. there are of course other love match making shows on there like real chance of love daisy of love well basically SOMEONE looking for love but let me say this if you cant find love after the first second or 30th time i recommend going to eHarmony.com i mean they will find a compatible person for you guaranteed or your money back and it saves you time from making yourself look like a slut on TV. now lets go to the mainstream channels and talk about very popular reality TV shows lets start with American Idol. American idol starts off good during the try out stage were we see the best America has to offer the people that are willing to go out and make asses of them self's even if they don't know it ( the best example ever, i bet the people at the office set him up for that one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAHLTXKa1_I)but after the try out stage the show becomes dull and its like whatever what else is on. another show is dancing with the stars but it should be called dancing with the has beens seriously they only had one good actor that i was rooting for and that was John Ratzenberger (look up any Pixar/Disney film he is most likely to be in it) but other then that the show is very dumb and it becomes old the second it starts. Big Brother is another dumb reality TV show its about cameras in a house watching people while they compete for shit and make themselves look like sluts by sleeping with everyone in the house ( i bet your parents are so proud). Your probably thinking is there any reality TV shows you like and well there are some good ones like Ghost Hunters( i know the gayest fucking show in the world) and Deadliest Catch and Dr Drew's rehab shows and also hoarders (but just for the fact that i can use that show as an excuse for my parents not to complain about how messy my room is)but those are the only ones that ill watch. So there you have it my stance on reality TV.

Twilight vs New Moon

So let me start off this by saying i hate the TWILIGHT crap that's going around i found the books boring and really not interesting and since I'm a guy its perfectly understandable. i have a sister who is obsessed with the twilight craze she has all the books and a poster of Edward on her wall in her bedroom ( and yes she is married... i know awkward for my brother-in-law) so it was unavoidable that she would take me to go see these movies i saw Twilight at the movie theaters and i remember how bored i was waiting for the movie to be over it seemed like a poorly made movie from the get go and that the director could of done a better job and i know what your thinking but she was on a low budget blah blah blah well my answer is this a good director can make a masterpiece on a low budget for example Little Miss Sunshine, Fargo,Reservoir Dogs and the more recent Slumdog Millionaire(need i say more?) so as you can see my only problem i had was how the director had dealt with the movie also the blue tint of the movie really got on my nerves I'm a Washingtonian a gray tint would of worked just as nice. The acting wasn't the best ever it was dull i mean Robert Pattinson looked like he was constipated throughout the whole film and the lines were incredibly cheesy (hold on tight spider monkey... pick up lines like this no wonder Edward was a 108 year old virgin). So New Moon has finally came out and i went to the mid-night premier for 3 reasons one they were showing a trailer for Percy Jackson and the Olympians ( WAAAAAAY BETTER SERIES THAN TWILIGHT!!!!!) and two i saw the first one i might as well see the second one. Third i wanted to see the die hard fans or aka The Twihards and let me tell you the theater was packed that night all the theaters were sold out even the one that held 600 people it was crazy. So after the movie started i could tell this one was going to be a little better just by how the directing was it seemed like you can tell the director had respect for the books especially when it came to dealing with Bela and her depression phase i remember the book dragging it out and it really got annoying but in the movie it went by fast (thankfully) but you got the point. I also liked how he handled Bela seeing Edward when she was in a dangerous situation it was just how i saw it when i read it in the book. i will admit the acting was OK a little bit better ( yes Robert Pattinson still looked like he was constipated) but not as bad as the first one but it didn't ruin the movie for me it also helped to have the bigger name actor and actress Michael Sheen and Dakota Fanning they really added to the movie even for the short amount of time they were in it. So am i saying that New Moon is on my top 10 favorite list, no, what i am saying is that it is a better movie than Twilight and that it was well made and it should leave fans thinking "now that is what Twilight should have been." As we all know Eclipse will be coming out in June of this year and to be honest i am looking forward to this one just for the fact that the guy who made 30 days of Night is making this movie and i think he will do a good job on it just as long as there is lots of blood and the vampires are really creepy. So there you have it why i think New Moon was better than Twilight but the two movies by no means are Oscar worthy but just for entertainment purposes but if you really want to see a film based on a book i recommend seeing Where The Wild Things Are which was by far a way better movie than these two combined.